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The Salt Line — real local news, unserious takes

We read the actual headlines so you don't have to feel anything about them. Fresh batch most mornings.

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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 43: surf fishing for people who don't fish

Vol. 43 of Sand in the Coffee puts one cheap rod in your hand and explains why the water in front of your rental is a fishing spot people book flights for.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 18, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 34: By the Numbers — Five of Six Jets, a $30 Boat Past the Traffic, and a Ban on Buildings That Don't Exist

Volume 34 runs the week through the adding machine: five of six jets accounted for, thirty dollars to skip the worst traffic of the year, and one county banning buildings nobody has proposed.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 18, 2026
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The Friday Report: the Florida snapper countdown, storms squatting on the weekend, and Monday looking like the day

Our weekly read from the bay to the bottom — two weekends left on Florida's daily snapper season, tarpon still working the beach at dawn, and a stormy weekend forecast that makes Monday and Tuesday the smart play.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 17, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 42: the lagoon side of Johnson Beach

Vol. 42 of Sand in the Coffee walks you across the road at Johnson Beach — to the calm, knee-deep, heron-patrolled lagoon side that most visitors drive past for years without noticing.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 17, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 33: A Sold-Out Rehearsal, a $2.1 Million Fish, and a Two-Year-Old With a Badge

Volume 33 observes the Gulf Coast in peak July: thousands attend a practice, 75 boats chase one very expensive fish, and Orange Beach puts a two-year-old named Gator on the payroll.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 17, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 41: the taped-off squares are somebody's eggs

Vol. 41 of Sand in the Coffee explains the stake-and-tape squares up by the dunes — who's inside them, why your beach hole matters at 2 a.m., and how to watch turtle season like a local.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 16, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 32: The Docket — the Navy v. Everyone's Hats, a Lifeguard Penthouse, and a Twenty-Year Ask That Got Zero

Volume 32 convenes the court: a jet allegedly relocated several hats, Orange Beach built a lifeguard penthouse, and a developer asked Pensacola for twenty years of tax breaks and settled for none.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 16, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 40: the condo shrimp boil beats the wait list

Vol. 40 of Sand in the Coffee is about the best seafood dinner on the island in July — the one you boil yourself, in your rental, for half the money and none of the pager.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 15, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 31: A Plane's Semester Abroad, a 20-Year Homework Assignment, and Fog at Sunset

Volume 31 of The Salt Line waves goodbye to a beloved cargo plane, fills out Gulf Shores' 20-year questionnaire, and reports live from the mosquito front, where the county has scheduled a mission.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 15, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 39: book next summer before you drive home

Vol. 39 of Sand in the Coffee is about the ninety-second conversation at checkout that gets you the same unit, the same week, next July — usually for less than a stranger will pay.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 14, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 30: Reader Mail — a Grounded Drone, Three-Digit Parking, and a Library in Boxes

Volume 30 opens the mailbag: a drone owner learns the sky has a guest list, parking hits triple digits, Foley's library packs itself into boxes, and Pensacola finds a team that wins.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 14, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 38: how to spot a local in one glance

Vol. 38 of Sand in the Coffee is a field guide to the year-round resident — the five giveaways that mark a local at a hundred feet, and why copying them will upgrade your whole week.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 13, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 29: The Index — a Ballgame Frozen at 2–2, Ten Million Dollars of Tomatoes, and a Recruiting Class From the Future

Volume 29 runs the week entirely by the numbers: one baseball game sealed at 2–2 until August, a $10 million farmers market, two counties of cones, and college recruiters shopping in 2027.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 13, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 37: the beach gear closet audit

Vol. 37 of Sand in the Coffee opens the rental's hall closet before you spend a dime — what's actually in there, what it's worth, and the one thing still worth buying.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 12, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 28: Field Notes — a Specimen Drafted, 18 Ballots Sighted, and $65,000 Loose in the Ecosystem

Volume 28 goes full nature documentary: a rare local specimen migrates to Pittsburgh, exactly eighteen mail ballots emerge from the wild, and a paper mill prepares to shed $65,000.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 12, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 36: the 7 a.m. beach walk economy

Vol. 36 of Sand in the Coffee covers the quiet first shift of the beach — the shell hunters, the wrack line, and why everything good is gone by nine.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 11, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 27: Minutes From the Committee — Mermaids Confirmed, the Beach Declared Full, and a Meeting Rated 'Significant'

Volume 27 of The Salt Line convenes official proceedings on a mermaid LLC, a $100 million groundbreaking, an 11-1 baseball incident, and a road meeting that rated itself.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 11, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 35: the four o'clock fish parade

Vol. 35 of Sand in the Coffee is about the best free show on the coast — the charter fleet coming home — and how to watch it like you've been doing it for years.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 10, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 26: Bees Under an Umbrella, Jets Over the Beach, and Foley Declares It December

Volume 26 of The Salt Line finds honeybees claiming beachfront property, a baseball team addicted to drama, a county saying no to server farms, and one Alabama town canceling July entirely.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 10, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 34: the correct way to eat a royal red

Vol. 34 of Sand in the Coffee tackles the Royal Red — what this deep-water shrimp actually is, how to order it without embarrassing yourself, and why frying one should require a permit.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 9, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 25: Dear Salt Line — Saharan Dust, a 30-Year Bridge, and Back-to-School in July

Volume 25 opens the mailbag: readers write in about hazy sunsets, unfinished projects, and quitting swim lessons, and the real news of the Gulf Coast answers every single one of them.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 9, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 33: what the sandbar actually is and why everyone's standing on it

Vol. 33 of Sand in the Coffee explains the sandbar — why forty strangers are standing in the middle of the Gulf like it's a cocktail party, how to read the water's color stripes, and the one gap you should never swim through.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 8, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 24: 800 Acres, Two Cities Pumping the Brakes, and One Slightly Longer Minute

Volume 24 of The Salt Line runs the week through a calculator: 800 opted-out acres, one growth plan on life support, two cities pausing apartments, and radio's most honest rebrand.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 8, 2026
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The Friday Report: tarpon time for real, snapper open on both sides, and the heat sets the clock

Back after a few weeks off the schedule — bathwater Gulf, tarpon running the beach, snapper open in both states through the heart of July, and a calm, stormy-afternoon week that rewards the early riser.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 7, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 32: how to win check-in saturday

Vol. 32 of Sand in the Coffee tackles the most chaotic day of every beach week — turnover Saturday — and how to arrive, stock up, and settle in like you've done this before.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 7, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 23: A Near-Perfect Game, a Sunken Casino, and the Week Foley Decided to Finish Everything

Volume 23 of The Salt Line brings you a pitcher flirting with perfection, scuba divers touring a casino boat, dragon boats invading the Delta, and Foley completing a sidewalk with genuine emotion.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 7, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 31: the 3 o'clock storm is not ruining your day

Vol. 31 of Sand in the Coffee is about July's daily afternoon thunderstorm — the most predictable weather event on the coast, and how to plan a full beach day around it instead of surrendering to it.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 6, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 22: A Near-Perfect Game, Four Ejections, and a Boardwalk Taking a Personal Week

Volume 22 of The Salt Line brings you a pitcher flirting with perfection while everyone got thrown out around him, a beach access on sabbatical, and a road project that — I'm serious — actually finished.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 6, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 30: surviving changeover saturday

Vol. 30 of Sand in the Coffee is about the weekly Saturday shuffle — when half the coast checks out, the other half checks in, and you can glide through it all with a little timing.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 5, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 21: Trash Pandas, a Robot Named Penny, and a $131 Million High School

Volume 21 of The Salt Line surveys the post-Fourth wreckage: the Blue Angels went to New York, a baseball team lost to raccoons, and Pensacola hired a robot receptionist.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 5, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 29: reading the july sky — how to beat the afternoon storm

Vol. 29 of Sand in the Coffee is about July's daily pop-up thunderstorm — how to see it coming, plan your beach day around it, and stop letting a 40% rain chance ruin a perfectly good morning.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 4, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 20: A Bigger Barge, a Robot Named Penny, and 47 Million Reasons to Practice Free Throws

Volume 20 of The Salt Line arrives on America's 250th birthday with an oversized fireworks barge, a $131 million high school, an AI phone operator, and a baseball team losing to raccoons.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 4, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 28: how to survive a holiday weekend down here

Vol. 28 of Sand in the Coffee is the holiday-weekend playbook — how locals handle the Fourth, Memorial Day, and Labor Day without spending half the trip in traffic or hunting a patch of sand.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 3, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 19: Panthers, Trash Pandas, and a Casino Boat That Finally Lost It All

Volume 19 of The Salt Line brings you a casino boat sleeping with the fishes on purpose, a robot answering Pensacola's phones, paid parking arriving right on schedule, and a panther who did not ask permission.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 3, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 27: eating out in the middle of high season

Vol. 27 of Sand in the Coffee is about the one thing that trips up more visitors than parking — getting a table in July without staring down a 90-minute wait or eating dinner at 4:30 out of desperation.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 2, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 18: Straight A's, a Sunken Casino, and a Ball Team on a Mood Swing

Volume 18 of The Salt Line brings you a whole county of report-card overachievers, a casino boat living out its final dream on the seafloor, a baseball team that cannot decide who it is, and paid parking arriving just in time to ruin your Saturday.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 2, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 26: doing the fourth of july down here

Vol. 26 of Sand in the Coffee is your local playbook for the Fourth of July weekend on Perdido Key — where the fireworks are, when to move your car, and how to enjoy the biggest beach day of the year without losing your mind in it.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 1, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 17: A Fish Team's Revenge Arc, a Team Puppy, and Parking You Now Pay For

Volume 17 of The Salt Line finds the Blue Wahoos winning for once, adopting a puppy for good measure, Gulf Shores turning your parking spot into a subscription, and the sky attempting to cook us all alive.

By Chris Jackson · Jul 1, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 25: reading the afternoon sky

Vol. 25 of Sand in the Coffee is about the one weather pattern that runs your whole summer day down here — the afternoon Gulf thunderstorm — and how locals time around it instead of getting caught by it.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 30, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 16: A Casino Boat Becomes a Fish Hotel, and Dolly Parton Walks Away From an RV Park

Volume 16 of The Salt Line is here, and this week we sank a riverboat on purpose, watched a pirate dinner theater sail off, threw a redemption party for one very abused baseball team, and learned the entire state of Alabama is just moving to Baldwin County.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 30, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 24: surviving the fourth of july week

Vol. 24 of Sand in the Coffee is your locals' playbook for the busiest week of the year down here — when to move, where to watch the fireworks, and how not to spend your holiday stuck on Perdido Key Drive.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 29, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 15: The Wahoos Got Their Revenge and a Snake Crashed the Flora-Bama

Volume 15 of The Salt Line is here, and this week the Wahoos turned the tables, gas prices did the opposite of what the headline promised, four sea turtles bought beachfront, and Geoffrey the Giraffe rose from the dead.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 29, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 23: reading the afternoon thunderstorms

Vol. 23 of Sand in the Coffee is your locals' guide to the summer pop-up storm — the daily 3 p.m. ritual that scares off the tourists and barely slows down the people who live here.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 28, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 14: A Snake, A Sunken Boat, and Geoffrey the Giraffe's Triumphant Return

Volume 14 of The Salt Line brings a baseball team that has discovered the comeback, a snake auditioning at the Flora-Bama, a casino boat headed to the bottom of the Gulf, and a beloved giraffe rising from bankruptcy.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 28, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 22: how to do the Fourth of July without losing your mind

Vol. 22 of Sand in the Coffee is your locals' playbook for the busiest beach weekend of the year — when to go, where to park, and how to actually enjoy the Fourth instead of surviving it.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 27, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 13: A Comeback, a Giraffe, and a Casino Boat Sleeping With the Fishes

Volume 13 of The Salt Line: the Blue Wahoos rise from the dead, Geoffrey the Giraffe returns to Baldwin County, a casino boat gets sunk on purpose, and a man named Tater wins in court.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 27, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 21: the bay side vs. the Gulf side

Vol. 21 of Sand in the Coffee settles the debate locals have been quietly winning for years — the bay side isn't second place, it's a completely different game.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 26, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 12: Ships, Skeeters, and a Baseball Team That Is Simply Being Bullied

Volume 12 of The Salt Line is here, and this week the Gulf Coast served up mosquitoes, a parking crisis, a fish getting beaten up repeatedly, and the promise of 2,000 jobs that will absolutely require a $76 million permission slip first.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 26, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 20: the underrated weekday

Vol. 20 makes the case that the best beach day you'll have all June has nothing to do with a Saturday — and everything to do with showing up when the tourists don't.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 25, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 11: Ships, Bikes, and a Man Who Has Outlived Your Excuses

Volume 11 of The Salt Line arrives like a June thunderstorm: briefly terrifying, over in fifteen minutes, and somehow the e-bikes are still the problem.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 25, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 19: how to read the Gulf before you ever touch the water

Volume 19 is here, and this morning I'm walking you through the thing no rental brochure ever will — how to actually read the Gulf of Mexico before you wade in.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 24, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 10: A Fish, A Pool, And A County That Said No To Robots

Volume 10 of The Salt Line arrives like a Gulf summer storm — loud, a little absurd, and leaving you slightly sticky with questions about aquatics infrastructure.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 24, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 18: how to read a restaurant menu like a local

Vol. 18 of Sand in the Coffee hands you the cheat sheet locals never wrote down — how to order Gulf Coast seafood without getting played by the menu.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 23, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 9: Heat Indexes, Hero Dogs, and the Pier's Two-Hour Prayer Retreat

Volume 9 of The Salt Line is here, and this week the coast delivered: a puppy named Skipper crashed local TV, fishermen got a curfew, and Gulf Shores football is already emotionally peaked in June.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 23, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 17: the etiquette of the public beach access

Vol. 17 is here, and I've got a few things to say about how you roll up to a public beach access — and how the locals wish you would.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 22, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 8: Closed Waters, Open Wounds, and a Fish That Finally Caught a Break

Volume 8 of The Salt Line arrives like a double-red flag on a Sunday — technically you shouldn't be out here, but here we are anyway, and someone's getting a fine.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 22, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 16: how to pack like you actually live here

Volume 16 of Sand in the Coffee gets into the stuff nobody tells you to bring — and the stuff half of you are hauling down here for absolutely no reason.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 21, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 7: Wet, Painted, and Slightly Fermented

Volume 7 of The Salt Line is here, and this week the coast got a giant whale mural, a delayed swimming pool, and approximately twelve craft beers worth of local news.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 21, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 15: why you should drive the back roads

Volume 15 makes the case for getting off Perdido Key Drive and onto the roads tourists never find — because the best version of this coast has always been just one turn away.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 20, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 6: Whales, Ales, and a Pool With Conditions

Volume 6 of The Salt Line arrives like a summer squall — loud, slightly damp, and absolutely nobody asked for it, but here we are anyway.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 20, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 14: the art of the beach day with little kids

Volume 14 of Sand in the Coffee is your no-nonsense, been-there survival guide to pulling off a genuinely good beach day when you've got little ones in tow on the Gulf Coast.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 19, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 5: Birds, Barons, and the Internet That Took a Beach Day

Volume 5 of The Salt Line is here, and we've got a hummingbird commuting to Alaska, a contractor who accidentally cut the internet, and a fish reef that started as a homework assignment.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 19, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 13: condo-cooking a Gulf seafood dinner

Vol. 13 of Sand in the Coffee walks you through turning a condo kitchenette and the best local seafood sources into a dinner that beats half the restaurants on the strip.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 18, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 4: Birds, Barons, and a Department of Transportation Having a Lie-Down

Vol. 4 of The Salt Line is here, and this week a hummingbird showed more ambition than an entire Florida state agency — and roughly the same road-planning instincts.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 18, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 12: the bay side you keep ignoring

Volume 12 makes the case that the most underused square mile on this whole barrier island isn't on the Gulf side at all — it's the calm, warm, green water sitting right behind you.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 17, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 3: Sun, Sand, Servers, and a Fish Painting

Volume 3 of The Salt Line is here, and this week the Gulf Coast banned data centers, cleared a swimming hole, and let a whale painter into town — all before lunch.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 17, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 11: the underrated weekday

Volume 11 makes the case that Tuesday is the best beach day of the week, and if you're already here on a Saturday, you might want to sit down for this news.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 16, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 2: Thirty-Five Million Dollars of Sand and Other Local Achievements

Volume 2 of The Salt Line is here, and this week the Gulf Coast spent $35 million on dirt, argued about a peach, and a fish tournament named itself after a beer — a perfectly normal seven days.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 16, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 10: respect the water

Volume ten is the one I'd tattoo on a beach umbrella if I could. The Gulf is gentle ninety-five percent of the time and that's exactly the problem — it teaches you to trust it. Here's the short, unglamorous list that keeps a great trip from turning into the other kind.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 15, 2026
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The Salt Line, Vol. 1: real news, unserious takes

Introducing The Salt Line — the only news roundup on the coast that reads the same headlines you did and refuses to take any of them seriously. This week: a beach that needed more beach, birds with a speed limit, and a rodeo with zero horses.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 15, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 9: the sunset shift

Volume nine is about the other end of the day. If the morning belongs to the early risers, the last hour of light belongs to anyone smart enough to stop what they're doing and go watch. Here's where to be, and why the green flash is mostly a lie.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 14, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 8: the early shift

Volume eight of the morning column makes the case for the one habit that separates a good Gulf trip from a great one: getting up. The beach belongs to whoever shows up first, and in June that's a bigger advantage than it sounds.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 13, 2026
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The Friday Report: tarpon on the horizon, snapper still the headline, and the afternoon storms move in

Our weekly read from the bay to the bottom — reds and trout early, Spanish and the first kings off the pier, snapper holding offshore, and the first real tarpon sightings. Plus the summer-storm rule that keeps you off the water at the wrong time.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 12, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 7: when it rains

Volume seven of the morning column is your rainy-day insurance policy — the move when you wake up to a downpour and a kid already asking what we're doing today. Spoiler: the answer is good, and it's mostly indoors.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 12, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 6: how to talk like you've been here

Volume six of the morning column is a small lexicon — the handful of words that quietly mark you as a regular instead of a first-timer. Learn five of them and the lady at the window will clock that you get it.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 11, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 5: things that are not actually emergencies

Volume five of the morning column talks you down off the small stuff — the seaweed, the gray morning, the 'shark' — and then, because we always do, names the few things that genuinely are worth a little fear.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 10, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 4: the morning shift

Volume four of the morning column is about the best-kept hour on the Key — the one before 8 a.m., and the small, reliable cast of people who already know it's the good one.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 9, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 3: po'boy or sub, and why it matters

Volume three of the morning column settles the one debate that genuinely divides this coast. It's a po'boy. Here's the case, the bread, and where to go prove it to yourself.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 8, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 2: Perdido Key Tourist Bingo

Volume two of the morning column. Print it, screenshot it, play it from your beach chair — a bingo card of the things you will absolutely see on the sand this week. Played with love, because every one of us was a square on this card once.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 7, 2026
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Sand in the Coffee, Vol. 1: the unwritten rules of a Perdido morning

A new thing we're going to do around here — a little column for your first cup, before the umbrellas go up and the Pass backs up. Volume one: the local rules nobody posts on a sign, including the one about the flag, the one about the sandbar, and the one about waving.

By Chris Jackson · Jun 6, 2026
banter

How to do the Key in peak season without losing your mind

Memorial Day's behind us, which means the Key is full and stays full until the kids go back. Here's the locals' operating manual for summer — when to cross the Pass, when to hit the sand, and how to never wait an hour for a table you didn't have to.

By Chris Jackson · May 30, 2026
fishing-report

The Friday Report: snapper summer's here, the trout are early, and the surf's been clean

Our weekly read on what's biting from the bay to the bottom — inshore trout and reds, Spanish off the pier, snapper season in full swing offshore. Plus the only regs reminder that matters before a holiday weekend.

By Chris Jackson · May 29, 2026
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Mailbag: jellyfish, why the water changes color, and the roped-off patch of sand

Early-summer questions: a reader gets stung and wants to know what hit them, another asks why the Gulf goes from emerald to murky, and a third wants to know what the stakes and tape on the beach are protecting.

By Chris Jackson · May 29, 2026
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The flag is not a suggestion

Every summer, strong swimmers drown on double-red days on this stretch of coast. Not because the Gulf is mean — because the flag got treated as a vibe instead of a rule. Here's what the colors actually mean and why the red one wins every argument.

By Chris Jackson · May 28, 2026
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The Bushwacker, explained (and the bar fight over who invented it)

It looks like a chocolate milkshake and hits like four drinks, because it is four drinks. Here's what's in the Gulf Coast's unofficial cocktail, why it's stronger than it tastes, and the origin-story argument nobody will ever win.

By Chris Jackson · May 26, 2026
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The Drift, vol. 1 — the inaugural Sunday

First newsletter. The week's conditions, what's on, what's biting, who opened, what we wrote. Set up your Sundays — these land before the coffee gets cold.

By Chris Jackson · May 24, 2026
banter

When to actually come: a month-by-month read on the Key's seasons

Spring break, summer, the locals' shoulder season, snowbird winter — each one is a different trip. Here's the honest version of what every stretch of the year is really like, crowds and weather and prices and all.

By Chris Jackson · May 24, 2026
banter

Got a great Gulf Coast photo? We want to see it.

The site is building its visual side with real photographers, real venues, and real readers. Here's how the photo program works, what we're looking for, and what we'll never accept.

By Chris Jackson · May 22, 2026
banter

What we don't list and why

We get asked a lot about what's on the site and what isn't. Mostly people assume the omissions are oversights. Sometimes they are. Sometimes they're choices. Here's the choices part.

By Chris Jackson · May 22, 2026
banter

What this is and what it isn't

A long-overdue guide to Perdido Key and Orange Beach, written by people who actually live here. No sugar white sand. No hidden gems. Just the place, the way it is.

By Chris Jackson · May 21, 2026
mailbag

There's more than one Hub Stacey's — a quick disambiguation

Reader emailed asking why our Hub Stacey's page didn't match the Hub Stacey's they ate at. Short answer: there are several. Here's how to tell them apart.

By Chris Jackson · May 20, 2026
banter

How to book a charter without getting hosed

First-time charter customers leave a lot of money on the dock by not knowing what to ask. Here's the short version of how to pick a boat, what a fair price looks like, and what trip length actually means.

By Chris Jackson · May 19, 2026
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Sandbar Sundays, explained for the uninitiated

If you've been on the boat at the wrong time on a Sunday and noticed a low-tide island of beach chairs, swim noodles, and beer coolers that wasn't there last week — that's the Sandbar.

By Chris Jackson · May 18, 2026
fishing-report

Red snapper season is back — what to know if you're booking a charter

Alabama's recreational red snapper season opens next week. Here's the short version of what's open, what's not, and what to ask the captain before you put a deposit down.

By Chris Jackson · May 15, 2026
look-inside

A Look Inside: the new oyster bar at the end of the Drive

There's a new raw bar at the west end of Perdido Key Drive that's been open about three weeks. We stopped in for the soft opening, sat at the bar, and figured we'd show you the room.

By Chris Jackson · May 10, 2026
mailbag

Mailbag: traffic on the Pass, the goat question, and 'is it true the Bama is haunted'

First mailbag of the season. A reader asks about the bridge, another wants to know about the goats at Pirate's Cove, and a third had a strange night at the Flora-Bama.

By Chris Jackson · May 7, 2026
banter

The Mullet Toss, explained for the people who don't believe us

Yes. People throw a fish. Across a state line. For distance. It's been happening since 1985 and tens of thousands of people show up. Here's why.

By Chris Jackson · Apr 12, 2026
banter

Frank Brown Songwriters' Festival — the November secret

Ten days, sixty-plus venues, songwriters in residence across the FL-AL Gulf Coast. The locals' favorite week of the year. If you've never been, this is the year.

By Chris Jackson · Apr 5, 2026